ihatebikeshorts:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

OH MY GOD

…………..greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Forget ‘sexy nurse’ or superhero — once upon a time, Halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

sweetpeee:

negaslvt:

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

I’m laughing 2 hard

This is GREAT

requested by my beloved anythingyouhold

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

meth-seyers: