writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
I AM SO READY TO BE FINISHED WITH MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE.
I was late by less than a day on my writing assignment (which I had written a week before) because my fiance’s birthday was the due date.
And I talked to him about it and he was like, “I got it. I’m not supposed to accept it, but I’ll see what I can do.”
What can you do? You can fucking take it. You can have a little sympathy for a student who WAS averaging a 113% in your class. A student who, albeit is a bit tardy, genuinely loves your class and is the most actively responsive during lecture.
Nope. Nope. I went from a 113 to a 75 because he wouldn’t take my paper. Less than a day late. It was due by 12 midnight on the 18, and I sent it in at 1pm on the 19. Holy fuck.
I used to love that class. Now I’m just going to be annoyed every time I walk in 5 minutes late.
Did I hear correctly that you idiotic Matriarchy Feminists are pissed that the Royal Baby is a boy? Holy fucking shit, get your self-righteous heads out of your uptight ass, you hypocritical pieces of shit.
I shouldn’t have to further explain myself why I’m pissed at you guys.
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising