columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via mellowmodesty)

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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I AM SO READY TO BE FINISHED WITH MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE. 

HOLY FUCK. 

I was late by less than a day on my writing assignment (which I had written a week before) because my fiance’s birthday was the due date. 

And I talked to him about it and he was like, “I got it. I’m not supposed to accept it, but I’ll see what I can do.” 

What can you do? You can fucking take it. You can have a little sympathy for a student who WAS averaging a 113% in your class. A student who, albeit is a bit tardy, genuinely loves your class and is the most actively responsive during lecture. 

Nope. Nope. I went from a 113 to a 75 because he wouldn’t take my paper. Less than a day late. It was due by 12 midnight on the 18, and I sent it in at 1pm on the 19. Holy fuck. 

I used to love that class. Now I’m just going to be annoyed every time I walk in 5 minutes late. 

ugh. 

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via quixoticneurosis)

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Did I hear correctly that you idiotic Matriarchy Feminists are pissed that the Royal Baby is a boy? Holy fucking shit, get your self-righteous heads out of your uptight ass, you hypocritical pieces of shit.

I shouldn’t have to further explain myself why I’m pissed at you guys.

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via cabin-in-thewoods)

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tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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